Candy Alternatives?

Hey again!

I was looking at WordPress’s “Freshly Pressed” and came across this (Copy and paste the link)

http://drvee.wordpress.com/2009/10/23/halloween-candy-alternatives/

Here’s my opinion on the candy the dental team the wrote this suggested.

Wax Lips
The only exception (See ‘Best Halloween candy” here.)

Sugar Free Gum
Ummm, hello? This is HALLOWEEN. not “Let’s all be Healthy!” Day.

Sugar Free Candies
Some of the most disgusting things on Earth (Along with Wheat Thins, Apple Jacks and Price Right brand Cocoa Puffs)

Granola
It’s.Not.CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pretzels
We’re looking for sweet, not salty.

Nuts
Leave it to the squirrels.

Seeds
Umm, are we birds?

Trail Mix
We’re Trick-Or-Treating. Not Hiking.

Cheese and Cracker Packs
It’s just gonna crumble in the bag.

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