Chocolate Oranges

Hey everyone!

I’m so sorry I was gone for a while, but I’m back for the holidays!

By the request of a viewer, I’m going to do a post about how to keep yourself from a holiday sugar hangover, and chocolate oranges. Stay tuned!

Chocolate Leaves

With Fall at it’s height, it’s time to show you yet another vid from Chocolate Addict.

WARNING:Choose LEMON or LIME leaves. Most leaves are TOXIC!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3L_dh-_VJw

Halloween Hangover

Blehhh…

Yup, Halloween Hangover, when we start regretting we ate that “One last” candy bar, and when you find hair sparkle and fake blood on your pillow (and regret not taking a shower)

Well…

At least we get an extra hour of sleep!

Happy Halloween!

A Happy Halloween from chocolate universe!

New Top!

Hullo Again!

As you may see, I’ve changed the top banner.

I’ll change it seasonally, and normally it will be it’s original “Gooey Chocolate” pic.

Candy Alternatives?

Hey again!

I was looking at WordPress’s “Freshly Pressed” and came across this (Copy and paste the link)

http://drvee.wordpress.com/2009/10/23/halloween-candy-alternatives/

Here’s my opinion on the candy the dental team the wrote this suggested.

Wax Lips
The only exception (See ‘Best Halloween candy” here.)

Sugar Free Gum
Ummm, hello? This is HALLOWEEN. not “Let’s all be Healthy!” Day.

Sugar Free Candies
Some of the most disgusting things on Earth (Along with Wheat Thins, Apple Jacks and Price Right brand Cocoa Puffs)

Granola
It’s.Not.CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pretzels
We’re looking for sweet, not salty.

Nuts
Leave it to the squirrels.

Seeds
Umm, are we birds?

Trail Mix
We’re Trick-Or-Treating. Not Hiking.

Cheese and Cracker Packs
It’s just gonna crumble in the bag.

6 Sure Ways to get your house Egged, TPed, ect…

As Halloween draws closer still, those last minute crazy pranks dance around in your (and my) heads. So, I present….

6 Surefire Ways to Get Your House Pranked
(in no particular order)

Bad Treats
There is no surer way to get your house egged than giving out bad treats. i.e., Coupons, “Old Lady Mints” toothbrushes…

Canned Stuff
A branch off of ‘Bad Treats’, If you forget about Halloween, and hand out stuff from your cupboards, (Canned spam, Beefaroni) You’ll wake up to a white Day-After-Halloween. Or a really darn gooey, smelly, yolky one.

Advice
If you chime out “Look both ways before crossing the street!” you’ll be eating your words. Or at least seeing them strung all around your house.

No Candy
If you’re one of those grumpy old ladies who think Halloween is a silly old holiday, or someone whose been brought up to think that the joys of asking for candy is some kind of Satanic activity, (I don’t blame you) and just sit inside, watching TV, and ignore the kids who see the hopeful glimmer of a porch light on your steps, oh, boy, you’ll be scraping egg off the windows in the morning.

Chasing Off Teens
A very hazardous activity. Teens are some of the most toilet wrappingest, egg lobbingist people on the planet.

Giving out Candy to Kids, and Raisins to Teens
It can also be defined as “Giving candy to toddlers that can’t even chew real food yet, and Apples to kids who wanted the candy in the first place. Who would not hate their neighbor who gives a Snickers, or Rice Crispies, or Kit-Kat to your baby brother, and you get an apple?
Eggs away!

Debating the Candy Myth

As Halloween draws closer, parents begin to turn their thoughts to candy. Not the of kind of candy, or how to avoid the last minute rush (That usually ends in them giving out oranges, coupons and canned spam) but to the fact that the newspapers shout the same controversy every Hallows eve-’Child dies of eating poisoned Snickers Bar!’ or “Woman arrested for handing out ant poison!” or still ‘Kid cuts mouth on razor in apple!’ I believe in safe kids. I believe in helmets, seat belts and sturdy cribs. But I, as a chocoholic and person who ignores the screams of the newspapers, believe that parents should NOT bubblewrap their kids and chuck out their candy just ‘cos someone sent them a candy apple.

P.s. Checkout Free Range Kids by Lenore Skeanzy.

Bread and Chocolate

My cousin, Jenny (It is a fake name for privacy reasons) took me to a little corner cafe when I went to visit her in her hometown, Hamden. I decided to write a review.

Bread and Chocolate Review
When I first stepped into Bread and chocolate, thoughts of me stuffing myself with high-fat and calorie desserts danced in my head. But then, the scene of the shop stopped me. The creamy,warm, mango-colored walls made the place have an aura of warmth, an oasis in a rainy, cold Connecticut October. The desserts on the side fridge next to the entrance payed my eyes on them. The service was wonderful;though the place was packed, the service was quick,and the cashier courteous. The mango smoothie I ordered was creamy and fruity, and tasted like the exact opposite of the powdered-re hydrated stuff at McDonalds. The hot chocolate I snagged a taste of from Jenny was hot and creamy, served in a ceramic cup. The soups were hot, and savory, and the Olive-Oil bread we took home was for only $3.00.
What a way to eat lunch.

Here is their website:

http://www.breadchocolate.net/

LOL

I LOVE lolcats, and I found this one while randomly surfing around.